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Aerosault eggs, coming soon!

“Oh, shoot!” exclaimed my husband, Anthony, as he strapped our youngest son to his back on a recent shopping trip. “Did you bring Littler J’s allergy bag?”

“Dang it, no,” I replied. We’ve been careful to carry this bag with us everywhere since discovering Littler J’s egg allergy many months ago, but had forgotten it this particular morning.

I laughed at Anthony’s follow-up reply.

“Why are you laughing?” asked my six-year-old, Li’l D.

“Because he said, ‘It’s not as if there’s assault eggs at the farmers market!’ It brought a really funny image to my mind.”

assault egg


Anthony himself started laughing. “That’s not what I said!” he corrected. “I said, ‘It’s not as if there’s aerosol eggs at the farmers market.'”

I started laughing even harder.

“What’s that mean?” asked a bemused Li’l D.

I kept chuckling as I defined it for him before concluding, “That’s still a pretty fun image!”

aerosol egg

  1. February 5, 2016 at 11:38 pm


    • February 6, 2016 at 5:34 am

      It feels soooo good to be getting back to a place where I want to do silly stick figure drawings! 😀

      • February 6, 2016 at 5:36 am

        Oh yeah! And it feels good to read you writing posts which warrant them 🙂

  2. February 5, 2016 at 11:40 pm

    Awww kids say the darnest things

    • February 6, 2016 at 5:35 am

      Hee. In this case, it was almost more like … adults hear the darndest things! But they’re definitely more fun when shared with little ones, especially when those little ones giggle with their own newfound understanding. 😀

  3. February 6, 2016 at 5:50 am

    I would like to be assaulted by some eggs Benedict. Does that count? 🙂

    • February 6, 2016 at 5:55 am

      LOL! I’m not sure, but I am sure I’ll still be chuckling about this comment for hours to come! (Also, ditto. Mmm.)

  4. February 6, 2016 at 7:02 am

    using the media
    to bring out joy!
    wonderful 🙂

  5. February 8, 2016 at 3:56 pm

  6. February 8, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    Haha! You’ve both cracked me up 😀

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